Total Medals Earned: 5,279 (From 703 different games.) Total Medal Score: 90,580 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/250 points)
Hit 1 enemy's head with a bomb!
Toss 1 enemy out ouf stage!
Toss a peasant in the depth!
Hit 1 peasant's head with a bomb!
Finish level 17 with using only 1 bomb!
Finish level 22 with using only 1 bomb!
Finish level 11 with using 2 bombs at most!
Blow up an enemy without using a rocket on level 7!
Hit 10 enemy in the head with bomb!
Hit 10 peasant in the head with bomb!
Toss 10 enemies out of stage!
Complete all 36 levels with 3 stars!
Medals Earned: 13/13 (435/435 points)
you tried to start a race riot
you tried to get AIDS
you drowned in your own urine
you touched bear poo a bunch of times
you talked to bb10
you were deported
you defeated the bear
you crossed the border
you crossed the border with a sombrero
you found olskoo
aye caramba amigo
you became president of the united states while wearing a sombrero
you became president of the united states
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Score 0 points
Won the game
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/165 points)
You beat Level 1!
You beat Level 2!
You bet Level 3!
You beat Level 4!
You beat Level 5!
You beat Level 6!
You beat Level 7!
You beat Level 8!
You beat Level 9!
You beat Level 10!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/175 points)
play this game using a html5 supported gamepad
Clear a whole screen
Clear a whole screen within 5 minutes
Clear a whole screen within 2 minutes
Clear 10 screens in a row
Medals Earned: 9/9 (220/220 points)
Click the book.
Buy the cherry.
Buy the diamond.
Buy the ball.
Buy the gift.
Buy the plant.
Gets 90 points.
Buy the crown.
Gets 500 points.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (365/365 points)
Feels just like starting over.
The boy found his first checkpoint.
Halfway point of the journey.
Confront and destroy a demon.
Every epiphany has been reached.
Shine a light on some flaws.